VIII. Thieves and
Tricks and Traps
“Thomas!”
The voice was faint and
soft and Thomas was mostly sure he’d imagined it. No one could be calling him,
for he was alone, soaring in the clouds, winged and feathered—no, perhaps not;
perhaps he was swimming in the deep dark ocean, his hair scraggly with ocean
fronds and moss, but still alone.
“Thomas!”
The voice was louder
now, more insistent. The ocean-water drained away from him and Thomas’s limbs
slowed. He was lying down, he realized, lying down on his bed in his home in
his village, but something smelled like animals. It wasn’t a bad smell, Thomas
thought, but curious: a combination of living fur and cooked flesh, with a hint
of melted butter and thyme and the sweet aroma of simmered fruit.
Strange,
thought Thomas, that my bedroom should
smell like this.
“Thomas, gallant
friend, awake! The time for adventuring has come anew!”
Suddenly Thomas
recognized the voice and the smells. He blinked open his eyes. He was lying on his
side in a makeshift bed of clothes and straw and assorted small cushions,
staring at the curved earthen wall of what the Mouse King had called his “most
elaborate and inviting guest-chambers.” The room was indeed cozy, if a bit
small, and Thomas stretched out his curled-up legs, expecting stiffness.
To his surprise and
relief, he felt none. In fact, as he sat up and scrubbed away the grogginess
from his eyes, he realized that he felt remarkably well rested, especially for
sleeping in a mouse-den. Thomas looked around. Light from the torches outside
spilled through the circular doorway, and he could see Mouse Knights and
stewards and couriers milling about or standing watch in the hall.
Thomas looked down.
Cathán Caolán, First Captain and Mouse Knight of the Thistledown Kingdom, stood
on all four paws on Thomas’s left knee. He wore his acorn-shield on his back
and his sharp stick at his side, and in his paws he held the mask he’d worn
when he and Thomas had first met.
Cathán noticed Thomas
looking at the mask. “We’ve stealth-work ahead of us,” the mouse explained,
gesturing with the mask. “Best to be covered and inconspicuous so we’re not
recognized. I don’t think we have any masks that will fit you, unfortunately,
but you’ll probably be okay. You’re not from these parts of the woods, after
all.”
Thomas nodded. “What
time is it?”
Cathán wrinkled his
nose a little, sniffing. “Three o’clock in the morning, I believe. High time
for another adventure! My scouts have returned with wonderful reports, Thomas. The
boar we heard earlier, the one who was snuffling and stamping and causing such
a ruckus? He’s now sleeping again, holed up and snoring the night away. This is
the best time to steal a bit of his tusk, except for when he’s dead, of course.
But let’s try sleeping first.”
The Mouse Knight leapt
to the floor and scampered to the door, then looked back at Thomas. “Bring your
belongings and your intrepid spirit, Thomas, and I’ll bring the foodstuffs and
provisions and the keen nose to sniff out slumbering boars. On to another
adventure!”
Cathán’s excitement was
contagious, even at three o’clock in the morning, and Thomas found himself
smiling as he stood and shook the hay from his clothes and followed the First
Captain out into the hall.
The mouse-city of Luchamhá
was quieter now, the revelers and rioters and feasters and warriors all tucked
away in sleeping-holes or drowsing together in piles like little puppies.
Thomas smiled anew at the sight. A few were awake, besides the Mouse Knights on
watch and the various attendants at their duties, but whether these were still
awake or had already risen, Thomas could not say.
They reached the main
hall. Thomas was impressed to find that the debris of the great feast had been
cleared away; the tables and stools sat clear and clean except for where mice
slept on cushions or where stacks of scrubbed plates awaited carting off. The Mouse King and the Mouse Queen keep an
orderly court, he thought, glancing toward the Royal Seat. The throne was
empty; Thomas scrubbed his eyes again, wondering if he had been expecting to
see them dozing in their finery.
“They’ve gone to bed,
of course,” Cathán said from the ground ahead. He grabbed a bow and a quiver of
darts and slung them across his back. “But they instructed me to pass on their
utmost thanks and respect for your assistance in the battle with the Nathaia
Iór, and to reiterate their offer of help whensoever you need. Oh, and Brother
Mouse—Baylock the Bold, that is—told me to tell you that he’d love to challenge
you in single combat whenever you’re next in Luchamhá. A friendly bout,
naturally.” Cathán glanced back at Thomas, appraised him a moment, and
squeaked. “You could use some training, but you could probably best him.”
The First Captain of
the Mouse Knights led Thomas back up the stairs and through the passage toward
the Great Door. Thomas was no less unnerved by the unraveling of the roots of
the Tree of Opening than before, but his exit was a little more agile than his
entrance had been, and for that he felt pleased.
Despite the urgency of
his quest, and his longing for his own bed, Thomas realized he would miss the wondrous
mouse-city of Luchamhá. He said as much to Cathán.
“Aye,” said the Mouse
Knight, scampering now up Thomas’s trouser-leg and leaping thence to his left
sleeve. “Always a bittersweet farewell to leave the Royal Seat behind, no
matter the lure of fresh adventure.” He jumped up to Thomas’s shoulder and
settled in. “Still, surely you will return many times over to feast and carouse
and sing with us, friend Thomas. The mice of the Thistledown Kingdom never
forget our cherished friends, and I believe we have many more years of travel
and sport and victorious battle ahead of us, you and I.”
Thomas was comforted by
the mouse’s certainty that he would return to Luchamhá, and he focused now on
the task before him. “Where do we go now?”
“Over that way, back
toward the brambles.” Cathán pointed. “The scouts say the boar is fast asleep,
but we should try to tread lightly nonetheless.”
Thomas walked as quietly
as he could, though it was difficult to avoid the crunch and snap of fallen
leaves in the dark. Moonlight twinkled through the trees here and there, pale
and white, giving him just enough light to follow Cathán’s whispered
instructions. Occasionally the Mouse Knight pointed objects of interest: a site
of a great battle of mouse lore, an owl’s nest now lively in the night, a
forest fox twitching in his sleep, and a good number of trees with oddly
twisted branches or little knots that looked like faces or particularly tasty
acorns.
Thomas listened and
walked. He tugged his knit cap down over his ears when the breeze came sideways
through the trees. Otherwise, his jacket was plenty warm against the cool
night, and he appreciated the extra warmth from Cathán’s tiny body on his
shoulder.
For his part, the Mouse
Knight seemed to delight in the telling of stories. He hardly paused for
breath, gesturing with one or two paws and frequently his tail as well, adding
a few squeaks to punctuate important moments or to convey the gravity of a rare
defeat in battle the Thistledown Kingdom had suffered ages before.
It was therefore a
great surprise when Cathán fell suddenly silent. Thomas stopped short and
looked around, and then he heard the snoring. It was yet some distance off, but
deep and rumbling and heavy.
“The boar?” he asked
quietly.
“Aye,” replied Cathán,
a smile in his voice.
Thomas’s heart began to
beat in time with the snores, and nearly as loud in his own ears. He swallowed.
“What should we do?”
Cathán patted him on
the ear. “Follow the sound and find the boar, of course! Here, I’ll lead the
way. You stick close behind me.”
He dropped to the
forest floor and crept on ahead. Thomas followed, watching his friend dart
through patches of moonlight to pools of shadow. Thomas tried to do the same,
delaying in the shade of tree-trunks and hurrying through open places as Cathán
led him around the side of a hill and into a tall stand of firs.
Cathán and Thomas halted
a short way into the trees before a large tangle of brambles. “Wait a moment,”
Cathán said, climbing up one of the vines. He disappeared into the briars, only
a little rustling marking his movements through the thicket. The boar’s snoring
was much louder here.
He must be enormous, thought Thomas.
Cathán returned before
Thomas could worry himself much further. “There’s an entrance for you around
this way,” the Mouse Knight said, his little head peeking out from the
brambles. “Come here to the left; you can pass through the wall and into the outskirts
of the boar’s domain.”
Thomas gulped and
walked closer to the bramble-tangle, then followed Cathán’s rustling to the
left. After a dozen paces, he reached a small opening half his height and,
stooping with arms tucked in to avoid the thorns, passed through the wall of
briars and into the boar’s domain.
Beyond the briars and
beneath a large oak tree, Thomas saw a mound of earth partially illuminated by
pale moonlight and covered in tussocks and tufts of thick grass. The boar’s
snoring was loudest now; the strands of long grass quivered and the earth-mound
vibrated with each cycle of the beast’s noisy breathing. Thomas held back while
Cathán darted forward to scurry over the mound and around its perimeter.
The Mouse Knight
completed his sweep and climbed back onto Thomas’s shoulder. “Well, we’ve
definitely found the boar’s den,” Cathán whispered into Thomas’s ear. His
whiskers tickled a little. “He’s snoring away underground, below that mound of
earth. There’s a hole on the other side. It’s about as high as your waist and
twice as wide as you are, to give you some idea of the size of the boar. You
could certainly fit through the hole, but I think the boar’s sleeping right
near the entrance. His great yellow tusk caught a bit of the moonlight when I
peered in.”
“I’d like to avoid
going into a boar’s den if I can,” Thomas replied quietly. “Luchamhá was
lovely, but I don’t suppose the boar keeps his quarters quite as nice.”
Cathán shook his head
emphatically.
“Well,” said Thomas,
looking about, “how do we get a fragment of his tusk? The witch said it has to
be about the size of my thumbnail.” He held up his hands to show Cathán.
“That’s not much. Perhaps the boar has some old pieces of tusk lying about?”
“Could be,” said the
Mouse Knight, sliding down Thomas’s arm to peer more closely at his thumbs. “We
should just ask him for some of his tusk.”
“What?” Thomas let his
hands drop; Cathán squeaked a little and climbed back up to his shoulder-perch.
“We can’t just ask a boar for some of
his tusk.”
“Seems a gentle enough
fellow, near as I can tell,” replied Cathán, leaning against Thomas’s neck and
slouching down with a comfortable sigh. “And this is his house, after all. We
can give a few strong raps at the door, wait for him to wake up, chat with him
for a minute about this and that, and then politely ask for a bit of his tusk.”
Thomas furrowed his
brow. “I’m not sure that will work.”
“No? It’d work if
someone wanted some of my fur. What if someone asked you very nicely for a sliver
of fingernail? Surely that wouldn’t put you out much.”
“Well, no,” said
Thomas, “but I’m not a boar, and neither are you. Maybe the boar is like us,
friendly and compassionate—or maybe he’s like the Nathaia Iór, all dangerous
and angry. He sounded ferocious earlier. Besides, it’s after three o’clock in
the morning. I might be a little irritable if someone woke me up and wanted to
take something from me, and I’m just a boy, not a great loud boar.”
Cathán chittered in
contemplation. “I see what you mean, Thomas,” he answered after a minute.
“You’ve thought this out very clearly, and you’re quite right. No need for
tempting a boar’s temper, especially not at this hour. Very well; we cannot ask
the boar for a bit of his tusk. And I assume you won’t want to resort to
violence to get it from him?”
“No,” said Thomas with
a shake of his head. “I don’t like being a thief, but I won’t attack him
unprovoked.”
“Good. There is no
bravery or honor in such a thing, whereas thievery does have a certain
underhanded charm to it.” Thomas could hear the Mouse Knight’s smile. “Every
hero must now and then be a rogue to accomplish his noble pursuits! And we can
always recompense the boar later on, once we’ve saved your sister and defeated
the witch.”
“I like that idea,”
said Thomas. “So how do we snatch a bit of his tusk without waking him?”
“Well,” said Cathán,
standing up, “I believe that if we just—”
“Cathán,” Thomas
interrupted urgently, “listen.”
The Mouse Knight fell
silent, and as he did, a deeper and more ominous silence settled over the mound
of earth. Neither whisper of wind nor rustle of bramble-branch nor booming
rolling snore of sleeping boar disturbed the quiet of the enclosed domain. All
was still in moonlight and shadow.
“Cathán,” Thomas
repeated, “what happened to—”
“THIEVES!”
The voice was a
terrible roar made all the louder by the quiet of the forest. It rumbled from
the far entrance of the boar’s den, a deep and menacing snarl and filled with
ire. Thomas froze where he stood.
“Thieves and tricks and
traps!” continued the voice, louder with each word. “Come to steal a tusk! Foul
boys and scraggly mice! Thieves!”
“Thomas,” said Cathán,
too calmly, “I think we should run and hide now. Quickly, if you please.”
Thomas obeyed, spinning
on shaky legs and darting back beneath the brambles. He lurched a few steps
forward, tripped a little on protruding roots, and slid on his knees to a stop
behind a wide oak-trunk. There he crouched, knees to chest, satchel clutched
tight, Cathán warm and trembling against his neck.
The voice had ceased.
They waited and listened for movement, neither daring to move or hardly to
breathe. After a minute or two, to their great surprise, a familiar sound
reached them from the earthen mound beyond the brambles: a loud, long snore,
followed by another and another in regular rhythm.
Thomas craned his neck
and turned to share a bewildered look with Cathán. The Mouse Knight appeared
equally bemused.
“Perhaps he spoke in
his sleep?” Cathán suggested, replacing his needle-sword in the frayed belt at
his waist. His tail twitched. “We should go back to check.”
Thomas didn’t like that
idea at all, but he couldn’t think of another way to get a fragment of boar’s
tusk, so he stood and brushed off his trousers and quietly crept back to the
bramble-wall. This time he stayed well away from the mound, pressing as close
as he could to the tangle of briars and vines, stepping only when the loud
snoring filled the woods.
He had just laid eyes
upon the dark hole that served as entrance to the boar’s den when the snoring
cut off suddenly and was replaced by a wordless bellow even deeper and more
menacing than before.
“Thieves and scoundrels
and blighted pickpockets! Come for treasure and treachery! Thieves in the
night!”
Thomas needed no
prompting this time. He bolted for the gap in the briars, rolled through, and
ran twice the length as before until he found a large yellow gorse. He ducked
behind it and pressed himself into the spiny leaves, breath shallow and fast,
Cathán clutching the collar of his jacket after the madcap flight from the
boar’s den.
Neither moved for long
minutes until at last their hearts had settled back to normal thump-thump rhythms and the boar’s
snores had—of course—begun to fill the woods again. Thomas slumped into a
sitting position, tipped his head back, and rubbed his eyes wearily. Cathán
released his tight grip and slid down Thomas’s jacket-sleeve to pace the patch
of earth before them.
“You’re not going to
like this, Thomas,” Cathán said at length. “Frankly, I don’t like it much
either. Not one bit. But there’s nothing for it.”
“What is it?” Thomas
asked.
The Mouse Knight
stopped pacing. “We’ve got to go back to the boar’s den. Thrice braved is
thrice lucky, or so the mouse-mages of the Whiskered Wood say, and anyway we’re
so close to snatching a bit of tusk that we’d rue it forever if we didn’t give
it one last go.”
Thomas sighed. “Aye,”
he said, straightening his knit cap, “you’re right. One last time. Let’s go.”
Cathán returned to his
perch and Thomas walked back toward the boar’s domain. His footfalls were soft
on the grass and earth; the woods were rather peaceful and pretty in these
predawn hours, Friday still slumbering in preparation for spreading streaks of
rose and gold and gray across the sky. Only the boar’s rumble, increasing in
volume and vibration the nearer they drew, spoiled the silence and serenity.
Resigned though he was
to their third attempt, Thomas still trembled as he ducked under the
bramble-arch and crept toward the entrance to the den. Thrice lucky but for whom? he thought, wishing he’d brought more
than his spyglass and empty pouch and travelling book and lucky charm in his
satchel. Even a hefty rock or stout branch would have given him some comfort;
but there were none about.
The snoring ceased. “Thieves!”
came the voice again. “Treacherous thieves!”
“Hold fast, Thomas,”
whispered Cathán, though his tail stood straight up. The Mouse Knight drew his
sword and shield. “Hold.”
“Thieves! Thieves!” shouted the rumble-voice.
Loose dirt on the mound of earth sprinkled down with each booming word. “Begone
from my domain, ye slippery sneaks! Mine is mine! Thieves!”
Thomas gritted his
teeth against the awful sound. The hairs on the back of his neck and arms had
risen and refused to lie flat. He shoved his hands in his pockets, then removed
them and let them hand. His palms were clammy and cold.
“Thieves! Begone!”
“Thomas,” said Cathán,
in a rare lull, “let’s go peek inside.”
“Are you sure?” asked
Thomas fretfully.
“No,” admitted the
Mouse Knight, “but we’ve lasted this long, haven’t we?”
“Thieves!” cried the
voice again. “Despicable intruders!”
Thomas took a few
hesitant steps forward. He peered through the entrance-hole into the darkness
of the den. He saw a glint of moonlight on something yellow and solid. It
looked like bone: a long, curved tusk. Thomas swallowed hard and took another
step.
“I’ll go take a look,”
Cathán offered, though Thomas knew the mouse felt no braver than he. “Be ready
to run or fight, my valiant friend.”
The Mouse Knight jumped
softly to the ground and darted forward through the grass to stand upon the
threshold of the den. His little nose sniffed at the air. He held his sword
point-out into the darkness.
The voice, which had
fallen silent for a moment, returned with an ear-splitting roar that shook the
leaves from the trees and resounded through Thomas’s chest and ribs and
chattered his clenched teeth. He clapped his hands to his ears, afraid even to
move.
When he removed them a
second later, however, the roar had faded and was replaced by—strangest of
noises—laughter. Laughter high and
shrill filled the enclosed domain of the boar, lilting on the wind, rising and
falling with chirps and interspersed with quick wheezes of breath. Thomas let
his hands drop and looked up to the source of the new sound.
In the trees overhead,
perched on an overhanging oak-branch, a large raven with midnight feathers was
shrieking and howling with laughter. The bird seemed in the very throes of
humor and just a twitch away from plummeting from its roost; it hopped from one
foot to the other, from twig to branch to twig again, cawing and chuckling and
clutching its broad chest with feathery wings like hands.
Thomas glanced back at
Cathán. The First Captain of the Mouse Knights stood at the entrance to the
den, his sword discarded, his fur bushy and his tail straight up, glaring at
the raven above. Cathán noticed Thomas’s look and hastily smoothed down his
fur, never taking his glowering brown eyes from the laughing bird.
Thomas tilted his head
back and squinted in the dark at the black raven. As he concentrated, he could
hear a few words and phrases amid the laughter, though they were nearly drowned
out and incomprehensible as the raven continued to howl: “Scared as crickets—!
Should have seen—! Throw my voice—! Bushy fur like a porcupine—! A sleeping
boar—! Dreadfully amusing—!”
Thomas heard an angry
squeak and looked back at his mouse friend. Cathán had given up on smoothing
down his bristling fur and instead had nocked a tiny dart to his bow. Before
Thomas could say otherwise, Cathán loosed the needle-dart into the trees with
characteristic precision.
Quick as wind, the
raven flapped out of the arrow’s path. It sank into the branch with the tiniest
of thumps. The laughing raven glided in a wide circle over the bramble-patch,
floating gradually lower to alight atop the mound of earth. He—for by now
Thomas had realized that the raven was male—turned his beak toward the boy from
Mídhel and the still-bushy, still-enraged Mouse Knight, gave them a hearty
chuckle and a wink, and sketched an exaggerated bow, sweeping one wing
heavenward and dropping the other to brush the grass.
When the raven
straightened, he extended his wing to Thomas. Thomas took the wing uncertainly,
shook it, let his fingers drop from the glossy black feathers. The raven
offered his greeting to Cathán, who refused. The Mouse Knight still had bow and
arrow in paw, though for now he refrained from drawing again.
The raven shrugged and
tucked his wings back against his body. The moonlight gave his sleek feathers a
silver tint. He chirped another last laugh and then spoke.
“No need to fear the
boar for now, strangers,” the raven said, voice deep and accent birdlike, with
sibilant consonants ending in whistles and tight closed vowels and a high
flutter for the nasal sounds. “It was only a farce, a joke: amusing, no, now
that it’s done? In any case, introductions are in order, to keep things polite
and friendly. Avery I am to my friends, but I am formally called Alberich Sharpbeak
of the Blackhill Clan.”